what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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The Olympian is in my bed
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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