He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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