I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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