So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I still have a little drunk in my system
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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