There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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