he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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