Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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