It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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