It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My apartment stinks of burning failure
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
