I'm gonna have a badass scar
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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