Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Small penises have feelings too.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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