You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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