it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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