It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
