I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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