We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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