Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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