i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
