I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
