She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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