your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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