ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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