He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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