How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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