i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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