The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Pants are for mortals
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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