i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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