Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have fence marks all over my body
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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