Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
