he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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