My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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