Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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