how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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