well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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