i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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