So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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