Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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