Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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