i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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