Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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