im drinking this country out of the recession.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
