The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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