Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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