Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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