i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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