I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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