You surviving the open bar?
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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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