THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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