Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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