And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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