I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
