can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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