Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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