If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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