Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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