It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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