How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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