well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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