3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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